my PSYCHOTIC sugar daddy story. you aren't ready.
Tana Mongeau · 1:08:02 · indexed 2026-06-10
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88% filler…t a minimum Listening to the story and that's just the way it's gonna be and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick. Sorry I'm angry. I realize the David Dobrik style jump cut 4 mi…proper use
…t this fucking story you're here So strap the fuck in and you're here. Okay? If you don't like it suck my dick but really I I sat down right now with five espresso shots over ice in a …proper use
…ow this video isn't getting monetized so I might as well get high que every comments It's like and this is the start of Tana's downfall All like I haven't smoked weed since like sevent…quotative · filler
…s well get high que every comments It's like and this is the start of Tana's downfall All like I haven't smoked weed since like seventh grade to be real with you Probably one of the cr…filler · filler
…s It's like and this is the start of Tana's downfall All like I haven't smoked weed since like seventh grade to be real with you Probably one of the craziest stories I've ever told in …hedge · filler
…be channel and it's also probably a bad time to tell it because it's so crazy that I feel like 99% of people are going to hear it and be like that's fake your story's fake you're lying…proper use
… tell it because it's so crazy that I feel like 99% of people are going to hear it and be like that's fake your story's fake you're lying And I get that if I heard this story from some…quotative · filler
…ur story's fake you're lying And I get that if I heard this story from some dumb bitch at like a Hollywood party I would be like yeah fucking right like you just want attention like fu…hedge · filler
… get that if I heard this story from some dumb bitch at like a Hollywood party I would be like yeah fucking right like you just want attention like fuck off, you know And I get that go…quotative · filler
…s story from some dumb bitch at like a Hollywood party I would be like yeah fucking right like you just want attention like fuck off, you know And I get that going into this and I'm ac…filler · filler
…at like a Hollywood party I would be like yeah fucking right like you just want attention like fuck off, you know And I get that going into this and I'm accepting the way it's gonna be…filler · filler
… another thing that's really prohibited me from telling this story is to be real with you like how bad it makes me look And not only how bad it makes me look but like my mom's gonna wa…filler · filler
… be real with you like how bad it makes me look And not only how bad it makes me look but like my mom's gonna watch this like hi, mom. Jordan's gonna watch this Hi, Jordan I'm sorry. E…filler · filler
…it makes me look And not only how bad it makes me look but like my mom's gonna watch this like hi, mom. Jordan's gonna watch this Hi, Jordan I'm sorry. Every guy to Potentially ever da…quotative · filler
…e me ever may come across this video and I'm accepting that going into it and it sucks so like if you're gonna date me like Like I didn't have that would be a lie. I was gonna say I di…filler · filler
…s video and I'm accepting that going into it and it sucks so like if you're gonna date me like Like I didn't have that would be a lie. I was gonna say I didn't have a sugar daddy But l…filler · filler
…eo and I'm accepting that going into it and it sucks so like if you're gonna date me like Like I didn't have that would be a lie. I was gonna say I didn't have a sugar daddy But like t…filler · filler
…e Like I didn't have that would be a lie. I was gonna say I didn't have a sugar daddy But like this is your if you're gonna date me and you're watching this I didn't sell my pussy for …filler · filler
…tching this I didn't sell my pussy for money. If you're wondering, hi my future boyfriend like can't wait to get married, hehe I mean I guess we should just get right into it I just wa…filler · filler
…get married, hehe I mean I guess we should just get right into it I just want you to know like if you are watching this This is for you I gave up on this video Mentally for me like six…filler · filler
…now like if you are watching this This is for you I gave up on this video Mentally for me like six months ago when I told it the fourth time. Every single time I film it, it's four hou…hedge · filler
… hours of footage. I've edited it every single time then I pussy out I delete the footage like whatever like at this point it is entirely for you I don't want to do this but I want you…filler · filler
…age. I've edited it every single time then I pussy out I delete the footage like whatever like at this point it is entirely for you I don't want to do this but I want you to know. Yeah…filler · filler
…ce almost a year ago Which is insane because I've been trying to film this story since it like took place a few months prior. What is my life? I just gotten off of my first world tour …filler · filler
…nd Hollywood Hills to stay for a week and just Kind of relax and get worked out in LA and like party and like whatever the fuck so I'm staying in this house It's fucking beautiful. Lik…filler · filler
…lls to stay for a week and just Kind of relax and get worked out in LA and like party and like whatever the fuck so I'm staying in this house It's fucking beautiful. Like literally it'…filler · filler
…ike party and like whatever the fuck so I'm staying in this house It's fucking beautiful. Like literally it's like this gorgeous mansion in Hollywood Hills. I'm not over exaggerating I…filler · filler
…hatever the fuck so I'm staying in this house It's fucking beautiful. Like literally it's like this gorgeous mansion in Hollywood Hills. I'm not over exaggerating I will literally link…filler · filler
…ally link the house tour below and I'm living lavish as fuck I want to keep living lavish like any bitch and for some reason at this time in life Oh god this story's so long like right…proper use
…avish like any bitch and for some reason at this time in life Oh god this story's so long like right now I feel like I'm at the bottom of this giant ass mountain that I just have to li…filler · filler
…nd for some reason at this time in life Oh god this story's so long like right now I feel like I'm at the bottom of this giant ass mountain that I just have to like talk my way through…proper use
…ke right now I feel like I'm at the bottom of this giant ass mountain that I just have to like talk my way through for the next five hours A little bit of backstory very very quickly I…filler · filler
…my way through for the next five hours A little bit of backstory very very quickly I feel like at this time of life more than ever getting a sugar daddy and having A sugar-daddy and ha…proper use
…getting a sugar daddy and having A sugar-daddy and having a sugar daddy buy you stuff and like all that kind of bullshit was so like Prevalent in the world like that's what I feel all …filler · filler
…ar-daddy and having a sugar daddy buy you stuff and like all that kind of bullshit was so like Prevalent in the world like that's what I feel all like jokes on Twitter Were about like …filler · filler
…daddy buy you stuff and like all that kind of bullshit was so like Prevalent in the world like that's what I feel all like jokes on Twitter Were about like what everyone was talking ab…filler · filler
… all that kind of bullshit was so like Prevalent in the world like that's what I feel all like jokes on Twitter Were about like what everyone was talking about at the time and it was l…filler · filler
… like Prevalent in the world like that's what I feel all like jokes on Twitter Were about like what everyone was talking about at the time and it was like so much more like a mystery t…filler · filler
…e jokes on Twitter Were about like what everyone was talking about at the time and it was like so much more like a mystery then all of my Like youtuber friends in LA and I'm talking li…filler · filler
… Were about like what everyone was talking about at the time and it was like so much more like a mystery then all of my Like youtuber friends in LA and I'm talking like your favorite b…proper use
… was talking about at the time and it was like so much more like a mystery then all of my Like youtuber friends in LA and I'm talking like your favorite beauty Gurus who you think of w…filler · filler
…ke so much more like a mystery then all of my Like youtuber friends in LA and I'm talking like your favorite beauty Gurus who you think of what never sucked a dick before like all had …proper use
… talking like your favorite beauty Gurus who you think of what never sucked a dick before like all had secret sugar daddies buying all their designer bags, literally I'm not even kiddi…filler · filler
…showing me the pussy pics she was Going to snapchat her sugar daddy, so he would send her like 200 bucks like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch …hedge · filler
…pussy pics she was Going to snapchat her sugar daddy, so he would send her like 200 bucks like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like…filler · filler
…sugar daddy, so he would send her like 200 bucks like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like twenty racks at beautycon to like Smile …filler · filler
…ld send her like 200 bucks like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like twenty racks at beautycon to like Smile with the lipstick and …filler · filler
…like she was literally just doing it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like twenty racks at beautycon to like Smile with the lipstick and she was on your popping her…hedge · filler
…it for like the thrill of it like this bitch was making like twenty racks at beautycon to like Smile with the lipstick and she was on your popping her pussy for like 20 bucks for a guy…filler · filler
…ks at beautycon to like Smile with the lipstick and she was on your popping her pussy for like 20 bucks for a guy that she met on seeking Arrangements like five hours prior. It made no…hedge · filler
…n your popping her pussy for like 20 bucks for a guy that she met on seeking Arrangements like five hours prior. It made no sense to me. I'm like all my friends in Vegas I get home tha…hedge · filler
…y that she met on seeking Arrangements like five hours prior. It made no sense to me. I'm like all my friends in Vegas I get home that I like grew up with him went to high school with …quotative · filler
…e hours prior. It made no sense to me. I'm like all my friends in Vegas I get home that I like grew up with him went to high school with were like on seeking arrangements It was like p…filler · filler
…my friends in Vegas I get home that I like grew up with him went to high school with were like on seeking arrangements It was like post on there finstas about it and I saw it on their …filler · filler
…I like grew up with him went to high school with were like on seeking arrangements It was like post on there finstas about it and I saw it on their finstas and I was always seeing thes…filler · filler
…ost on there finstas about it and I saw it on their finstas and I was always seeing these like Vegas hoes Who like came from fucking nothing like had no money just like me and came up …filler · filler
… about it and I saw it on their finstas and I was always seeing these like Vegas hoes Who like came from fucking nothing like had no money just like me and came up like me with like Gu…filler · filler
… finstas and I was always seeing these like Vegas hoes Who like came from fucking nothing like had no money just like me and came up like me with like Gucci bags cuz they're like Going…filler · filler
…ys seeing these like Vegas hoes Who like came from fucking nothing like had no money just like me and came up like me with like Gucci bags cuz they're like Going on lunch dates. It was…proper use
… Vegas hoes Who like came from fucking nothing like had no money just like me and came up like me with like Gucci bags cuz they're like Going on lunch dates. It was just everywhere So …proper use
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